Okay, so here I am going through yet another glorious Thursday trying to make work go by as fast as possible for the hope that Friday is what it’s suppose to be all about. That way when Friday night comes around I can hop in the fly-est car out of the group and we can go driving around like we’ve got places to be, people to see, and basically make our selves seem more important. Obviously with the last sentence you can tell that I don’t have the fly-est ride.. so what do I do? I go online and start coveting. No doubt you can covet a new Mercedes, Bentley, Skyline GTR, Kitt, the Gadget-mobile or heck even Elanor herself. Then I stumbledupon these amazing concepts!! Obviously it’s not going to be a piece where I tell you the specs and all that, since I myself are only looking at the “skin deep” beauty of these amazingly sexy cars..  and since there’s no end to these amazing cars, here’s my top 5 :)

5. Lamborghini X

Okay, you know it’s a fantastic list when the first car on it is something that’s in the fantasy class for the general public. I’m not even sure if it’s called X, but man, look at it, I know they upgraded bumblebee from a VW bug to a Camero, but seriously if I was bumblebee I’d kick the Camero over and fight my way to this baby.





4.AMV10

Aston Martin… it’s more like Aston Sexy Martin. Now we’re  not far from Hollywood/Beverly Hills, but Astons are still rare creatures. and this one? man, just look at it.. I think I can attest to most boys/men that we all love cars growing up, and they’ve always been bad, sick, crazy, mad pimp.. etc etc.. but sexy? I don’t think I’ve started looking at cars like they’re sexy until I’ve realized the entire market of cars you see on the street are just the student body.. these cars are the elites.



3. Peugeot 4002

Pronounced Pe-Zhoh , or heck, Pay Joe if you’ve got a twang, is something we know exists but rarely ever sees. It’s more or less a Europe thing, and lately I’ve wondered why Europe has so many wonderful good things. Putting this car on the road would definitely make my day or months.. or until I realize that someone else is more likely to be driving this thing then me in this life time. But then I’d take another look at this baby and be okay with the world.



2.Paulin VR

Now I’ve never heard of Paulin, nor have I seen one. The badge makes it look bently-ish but the car? what is that thing? I’ve wondered why there are words like Sexy Beast and Stupid Hot, but seriously? This is just SO SICK. The stories I’ve read on this thing is that this will actually be a car that’s sold around 2010? can you just see the words sexy? If I had this car I wouldn’t even use it to pick up women, I’d just modify my apartment and park it in the middle of my living room so I can sit on the couch and stare at it.. naked.



Okay okay, so after a amazing car like the Paulin VR, you’d wonder what kinda car would rule the top 5 of the most insane concepts of our time? I’d tell you, but after you read number 1 you’d be done with this article and you wouldn’t get a chance to see this insane, no, crazy insane bike. Now in my opinion bikes have already made their way to the top, and they’re already very efficient and beautiful. You’ve either got the crotch rocket crowd or the muscle bound Harley crowd. There’s a few bugatti’s and BMW bikes, but they’re not exactly something that’s gonna cause a few accidents by distracting other envious drivers. Then came along this…



A. The Ferrari V4.

This bike, I mean, this beautiful creation… man… there are times when things are too sexy. Jessica Alba’s too sexy. Kristen Kreuk is too sexy. this bike is the too sexiest bike ever on 2 wheels. well, except the TRON bike, but comon, that thing’s not real. It’s worth an honorable mention, I mean I like bikes, but I don’t ride one.. so I can’t have a bike accident and then buy my dream car with the insurance money… hrm.. maybe I should start..



I would have to say I think I’ve just set my personal record of saying 1 word over and over in a day, and the word of today seems to be Sexy. So without further adieu, allow me to break the record.




1. The Audi Locus.

Sexiest car alive. Now I’ve realized how hard it is to write about cars and not talk about their engine, horse power/torque 1/4 mile 0-60 howmanypistonandsuperchargerthisthat is, so I’m still not going to bore you with the details, and honestly you might disagree after seeing insane cars like the VR and the 4002 about the Locus holding first place, but there are things that Audi’s been doing right, and this? it couldn’t have been more right. Sexy things make me speechless, and when I saw the picture for this car well, it’s like having a Alba + Electra + Kreuk + Jolie + twin Japanese school girl wet dream wit well, um, this car is sexy.




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